unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive


so-personal:

everything personal


stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective


gnarly:

sometimes you just need to lay on the floor and do nothing for three years


sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.


liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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indieduckie:

No I’m not following the World Cup tournament. The last time I cared about a special Cup, Cedric Diggory died.


guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off


people: ugly teenagers become attractive adults
me: my whole life depends on this.


If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

etoapia:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

hey, why not? 



did-you-kno:

"Tyson" is a teeny tiny dog that’s about the size of a grapefruit. At only 4" tall, he might be the smallest dog in all of Britain. Source




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